I was at my mother's house yesterday. I don't normally see her undressed but she had just gotten up (11am) and walked through the kitchen. What - What is that noise? Click Click Click. I looked around, it kept on. Click Click Click. Want to guess? Her toenails. I'm serious! Her toenails are so long they are clicking on the floor. That is SO gross. I'm taking her for a pedicure tomorrow. I hope she doesn't put someone's eye out. The toes in this picture look WAY better than hers look.
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oh my lord. I have a deep rooted fear that i would somehow become incopacitated (spelled wrong) and no one would do my toes. Please take her for a pedicure.
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